That One Time I Almost Got Married

At my engagement party, my rather dry-humored uncle says one thing to my fiancé: "Man, Paige never wanted to get married. Good luck!" He was right, though. I never wanted to. I had never even thought about a wedding before I actually had a ring on my finger. I had no idea what I even wanted that day to look like until everyone started berating me with that wonderful question of "Have you set a date yet?"